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Guest Blog: Here’s to you COVID-19

by David Falloure

At the onset of COVID-19, our family decided not to endure the lockdowns and restrictions in mundane fashion. Yes, we’ve binge watched various shows on multiple platforms, but we decided to spice it up a bit. And given we have adult-aged children incarcerated with us, which is a huge advantage, well, our options opened up.

COVID-19: Casablanca Night

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An example is Casablanca Night—a themed evening centered on the famed Humphrey Bogart film. It’s a personal favorite, one of my top 5, in fact. My introduction to Casablanca came while in college, taking an honors class on American cinema. Everything about it mesmerizes me—clever dialogue, tense plot, subtle and unsubtle humor, exotic setting, and stellar talent. It all makes this a must see for any cinephile.

No doubt the question you have in mind is: How do you amp up an old black and white film? One doesn’t amp up a film like Casablanca—one can only enhance the experience. We began with setting. The large flat screen was adorned with special lighting for the fanfare. One family member researched formulas for every beverage mentioned in the film, and made up a few new ones in honor of characters, while another researched foods in the film. With information in hand, a call-in order to Spec’s followed by a quick curbside pickup provided the supplies we needed.

COVID-19: The Curtain Goes Up

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By curtain call, champagne was on ice, the bar was set up offering a vast array of period-appropriate alcohol, along with the proper glasses. Let’s face it, solo cups are wholly inappropriate for such a venerable treasure. On the opposite side of the screen was an hors d’ oeuvres table of tantalizing items eaten in the film, such as caviar. To cap things off, our cast of COVID-19 characters all donned cocktail attire — though more rugged-looking than in 1942 Morocco. Finally, we rolled film and popped the cork on Champagne en route to celluloid bliss.

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Here’s looking at you.

List of Cocktails and Liquor relating to the Film

David Falloure is writer for a large energy firm in Houston, Texas, and author of several books on local and Texas history. His first novel, Counterclockwise, is due out later this year. Davidhfalloureauthor.com

The Outdoors Clique

The Outdoors Clique. That’s how I think of them. There are many sub-cliques within the outdoors world, but in Durango, Colorado, I enjoyed mixing with three of them.

I’ll never be a real outdoorsman — I’m too lazy — but I’m attracted to them any time I’m around them — it’s the cliché of the moth attracted to flame: I’m the moth and the outdoorsmen are the flame. When I’m around them I talk to them, and then I listen to them.

Ranchers and Farmers Clique

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The first outdoors sub-group I encountered included ranchers and farmers in Southwest Colorado. My landlady, Holly, (featured in my previous blog, Number 9) is one. I didn’t see her much while I was there. She was too busy working, but I encourage you to check out that blog for my impressions. Another, Denny, was the neighboring rancher. Holly told us about him when we first walked through the property. “The neighbor over there,” Holly said, pointing to his house, barn and corrals, “is Denny. He’s an old guy. No one has the nerve to ask him how old he is. He was in some movies a long time ago; he’s just a rancher now. He won’t mind if you hike up his private road.” But, she added, “Make sure you shut the gates.”

Denny

I met him the first morning at the farm when I took Lucy, our schnauzer, for a run through the back 40 acres to watch the sun rise over the mountains. I was standing in the middle of a large overgrown cow field when he walked out of his barn with a stout white and brown working dog at his side. He walked with a cowboy’s off-balance gait, dressed in old jeans and boots and an old straw cowboy hat over a face decorated with a bushy gray mustache hanging down over his jaws.

He went into the field next to where my dog and I stood, a field flush with green hay, and two large draft horses who were grazing there ran to him like puppies. When the horses reached him, they and the dog maneuvered for his attention. I gathered my dog on her leash — she’d been running free through the field — and we hiked over to introduce ourselves.

Spying us, his dog jumped through the fence and ran menacingly towards us. We jerked to a stop. His dog pulled up, smelled me, smelled Lucy, but, at a yell from Denny, quickly lost interest and ran back to stand at Denny’s side. I walked up to the fence, said hello, said who I was, and said that he had some beautiful horses. Denny growled like he didn’t have time for me, but he was polite, said thank you, and that he had to get the horses in the trailer. “I have a parade at the church.”

I saw Denny several more times, but I never got a chance to talk to him again — and I understood why no one dared to ask him something personal like his age.

Fly Fishing Clique

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A few days later, Melinda and I hired a guide named Patrick at one of the local outdoors stores on Main Street to take us fly fishing. She surprised me when she told me that she’d always dreamed of doing it; so had I. (I loved those stores, and spent too much time in them while in Durango. It got to where the employees looked at me like, “There he comes again.” I didn’t care, much — I just enjoyed listening to them discuss streams, fish, climbing, and the weather with customers and each other).

Patrick took us 8,000 to 10,000 feet up into the High Country to fly fish little streams. The valley where the streams ran was stunningly beautiful. Patrick acted like it was just every day scenery, as, of course, it was to him. We hiked upstream through little creeks in ice-cold water, and I felt like a nine-year old boy playing in the river bed. My sister, Brenda, has said that when I actually was nine and our family camped along the Red River that I kept falling into the water until I didn’t have any dry clothes left. So I guess I’ve never really grown out of it.

We both hooked several fish, and Melinda actually caught one, with Patrick’s help. (Anyone could catch a trout if Patrick was by their side helping, but we still felt the glow of accomplishment). We fished until I announced I was done. One of the many parts of that day that made it magical was spending it with Patrick, watching him operate, and listening to him talk about fishing and Colorado.

The Adventurers Clique

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The third clique (much harder to mix with on this trip) was the twenty-something adventure crowd. I’d first encountered kids like these when we camped at Joshua Tree National Park and came up on a group rock climbing. They’re young, seem completely unafraid, and live a different lifestyle with a different set of rules. We saw them while we were riding mountain bikes down the slopes of the Purgatory Ski area. On a mountain bike, those slopes are scary steep, but we both came down pretty well. But when a line of those young men and women would approach us from behind, we would pull out of the trail and stop. They’d swoop by us at unbelievable speeds, jumping and sliding as they went. Just as we’d experienced with the kids at Joshua, they were very careful around us old folks. They gave us space and thanked us as they swept past in a blur. I do enjoy watching them test their limits.

All of these different outdoorsmen (and women) live lives I envy. Not enough to do anything about it, of course, but I still envy them. You may be one of them. If you are, know that I envy you, too. If you’re not, you may know someone who is.

Have you ever wanted to be unafraid to climb a cliff? Or to be the fly fisherman, like Patrick, who has a set of fishing flies pinned to the visor over his car’s steering wheel because they mean something to him?

I like to dabble in outdoor adventures, too, and — occasionally — I actually do; but unlike the young adventurers, I need a guide.

I’m good with that.

Bookstores: I Love Them

Bookstores. Can’t pass them up. Especially Independents. You may be the same way. I have always been that way. I have always been the kid who wandered into the bookstore at the mall (in the seventies bookstores in malls were a thing) and wandered out an hour and a half later.

There are several bookstores on Main Street in Durango, Colorado. The more mainstream one, (a loose description because of the eclectic nature of the communities in Durango), had books from the 1960s on debates between William F. Buckley and James Baldwin in the window. It had five different books written by James Baldwin near the front of the store on the eye-level shelf, the shelf where stores put items that they want most to sell.

I was impressed. Baldwin has begun to drift into obscurity, and I was glad that the bookstore owner wanted to promote his books.

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Another of the bookstores I passed up twice. There was nothing but a sign on a glass door crammed between two other stores. The sign said it was open, but, when I opened the door, all I saw were stairs. The second time I opened the door, I was simply too lazy to climb the stairs.

Passing Bookstores: The Third Time

The third time, when my wife was otherwise busy and I was off the leash, I climbed the stairs. At the top, there was a little sign urging you on down the hall. At the end of that hall, there was another sign pointing down to the end of the next hall.

I thought I’d found something. Maybe old copies of the type of books I love. Or a copy of Dostoevsky or Proust. When I finally made it down the hall, I frightened the young girl working there. I must have been the first and only customer of the day.

She acted puzzled about my questions. “Where’s your classics?” I asked as I wandered from packed room to room. “Do you have any Russians?” She smiled, and I think giggled a little at me, but that’s okay. I’m glad to be entertainment. I didn’t find any classics or Russians.

And even though the little store was a disappointment, I’m still glad I made the effort to visit it. I took some beautiful pictures of cluttered book shelves that I can use as background for my podcast, Author Talk. Plus I got to be around all those books. And what if I had found a treasure? How good would that be?

Number 9

We pulled into a small farm, surrounded by small farms, from a dirt road fifteen miles outside Durango, Colorado. All around us in the distance we saw mountains. In the fields near us, we watched horses and donkeys, fenced-in cattle, a tall goat the size of a pony, and a white Great Pyrenees larger than that.

Our landlady, Holly, waited for us. A tall brunette, middle-aged, dressed like she’d been busy on the farm all morning, she wore her hair up in a bun, and she spoke extremeley fast.

As we introduced ourselves and the two dogs that accompanied us, she walked us around the little farm, then showed us our temporary home. “The cows are kept in the pen because of the calves,” Holly said (not appearing to take a breath) and then walked us up to a pen with ten cows and seven calves in it. “Keep getting out of the fence in the south forty acres. It’s hell getting them back, so they have to all stay here.”

Meeting Number 9

We walked next to her with our dogs on leashes. The cows moved away as we approached — All but one big Angus that stared back at us, unmoving. The others rotated around her before taking their positions.

Holly looked out at the herd. “That’s Number 9. She’s an old cow, but I don’t kill her because she has a calf every year. Probably too old to be any good anyhow.” She walked on past the pen to show us the open fenced field of forty acres. Draft horses grazed in a neighboring field. A donkey with them heehawed a complaint about something.

Holly started again, “You can see the fence there in back. Calves get through it like I said. Feel free to hike out there all you want. The gates are right there.” As she walked on to show us our place, she added nonchalantly, “Number 9 is a known dog killer. You better watch your dogs.”

Ah, what? I thought. I looked back at the pen. The other cows had wondered off. All but Number 9. She still stood where she had been, staring at us. Not at us. At our dogs.

Lucy the Schnauzer and Number 9

Over the next couple of weeks, I’d take my schnauzer, Lucy, out the back gate to the back forty. The gate is right next to that pen. Every time we approached it, Number 9 pushed against the fence on her side, staring down at Lucy. My dog understood, and kept as much distance between her and Number 9 as she could, continuously peeking back until we wondered off into the backfield.

But when we returned, Number 9 would be at the gate, waiting.

Number 9 became a part of our lives for the weeks we were there, and she took a larger part of my thinking. I imagined her motives. Examined the looks she gave Lucy, and the fearful and careful looks Lucy gave back to her. I think that there is a children’s story wanting to be written about Number 9, but it isn’t a sweet and gentle story. It is a dangerous story. Those can be much harder to write, and we’ll have to see how I do.

What Do You Think?

What do you think about the possibilities for this story? Let me know because I wonder if I’m on to something or not. I wonder if all this thought about Number 9 is just because that whole little farm is such a wonderful place.

The Art of Murder in the English Village

Guest Post by Don Nico

When it comes to murder, no people do it like the English. Specifically, English villagers. Having traveled through the English countryside and its villages from the Channel to the Mersey, from Bamburgh in Northumberland to the Parish of North Hinksey, I testify voluntarily to the lyric timbre of the English village, voicing effervescent peace, magic gardens and the marvelous quiet game of Bowls on manicured lawns in evening light. Where every day is improbably sunny. The lunches, magnificent and mandatory. (Never, ever, interrupt a villager’s lunch. You could be killed. Legally.) Stunning period-costumed celebrations, Veuve Cliquot, followed by Claret, then whiskey. Then murder. Murder. MURDER. In the English village, murder arrives in threes. Or is it fours? I lost count.

The English village is iconic. It is a dream world. Idyllic, untouched, and unsoiled by the stains of the city. No smokestacks or rioting drunken cockney raves. Cricket, not rugby. No homeless child pickpockets. No Sid. No Nancy. No megastores. None of that ick in the English village. A place where the Bookshop flourishes, the grocer delivers veg-baskets door-to-door, the pub serves Good Food, and virile vicars stave off population decline. And… where lurks murder. Think Germany the origin of gruesome tales? Think again. The crown goes to England. If the telly is telling the truth.

A Love Affair with England

In July 1978, my wife and I arrived in London to begin our love affair – with England. It was our honeymoon. This Summer marks the 42nd anniversary, so it’s on my mind just now. Britain was suffering its final year of misrule. Thatcher would take over the next year and become the longest serving PM in history. The hotels were in terrible shape but clean, of course. Sections of the city were beset by squatters occupying abandoned buildings some of which were magnificent, rundown, bombed-out historical masterpieces. Yet, you could feel London about to come alive. The buzz of reconstruction was in the air. In politics, timing is everything and Thatcher’s timing was perfect. From the chaos, hip conceit, and high-low culture of London we ventured a week later into the English countryside with its idyllic and, as it turned out, murderous villages. The contrast with London could not have been starker. What we didn’t know at the time, and what would be revealed beginning with the Inspector Morse shows 10 years hence, is that the idyllic English village is besotted, more than beset, by murder. Out of which comes England’s deliciously odd detective shows.

With our new English friends, we always wanted to discuss Monty Python, Fairport Convention, and Jethro Tull. They would only talk about Kojak, Hawaii Five-O (lovingly referred to as “Five-O”), Mannix, and Dallas. We were floored. And speechless. Kojak, maybe. Five-O? I Get it. Hawaii. Dallas? Okay. J-R. But Mannix? Whiskey-Tango. We spent hours in pubs fielding questions about Kojak, Five-O, Mannix, and Dallas, of which we knew little. No matter – Londoners knew all. One of the benefits of leaving London was not having to talk about Kojak, Five-O, Mannix, or Dallas. We were headed out to the English village. Which brings me to murder. Blessedly.

Demented Cop Shows and English Village Murder Mysteries

It may seem odd to be immersed in English television murder mysteries during a pandemic. But that’s exactly what’s happening in my house. Sheltering-in-place is a terrible thing. Fact is, until Covid, I didn’t watch television. I forgot how to activate the dust-covered sound bar, having canceled cable tv months earlier. Stuck inside, I ordered Amazon Firestick, which took me several days to setup, and which happens apparently all by itself at some point. Then, I subscribed to Hulu and that is where my troubles began. Hulu is a vast wasteland of demented cop shows. Trust me.

At first, I watched every psycho cop show on the menu – and believe you me, there are tons hailing from Canada, Australia, India, China, and America. I even found one from Slovenia which was particularly gritty. Depraved really. Subtitles and all. It is no wonder Melania got out. Within a week, I was having nightmares. On a lark, I switched to English murder mysteries and began watching all the Inspector Morse shows and its spinoffs. Bourbon in hand. No ice. Today, it’s Midsomer Murders, currently Season 9, of 21. Claret. It’s nice to be out of Oxford.

English village murder mysteries are irresistible, and intriguing. A nightmare-free zone. Give it your best shot. Try to guess the murderer, ranging from vicar to Lord-on-the-lamb to aging rocker in from London, to the harlot with no past. From elderly church ladies harboring vintage secrets, to retiring gents holding ancient grudges, unrequited love, and estranged heirs. But you know what? It’s the policing I notice most. Policing in the English village is unique. And that’s where it intersects with the current crisis here in America… as consideration for our nascent reform efforts. In the English village, suspects talk voluntarily to the Detective Chief Inspector. No subpoenas, no cuffs required. The DCI goes about his investigation quietly, unassuming and unarmed, fitting the pieces of the puzzle. And, the coppers will simply not countenance the use of violence in the apprehension of perps. Praise the Lord and pass the pudding. Victims may get shot but there are no shootouts with the cops. It’s all very civilized. To wit, in the end, the DCI completes the puzzle, confronts the perp who confesses willingly, contritely, no solicitor present, before being calmly led away. The best policing happens on a two-way street… where citizens and coppers act like they got their act together.

No one does murder like English villagers.

Best English Mystery Shows for Lock-Downs

Here are a few of the best shows to lock-down with and maintain your sanity. These are not gritty violent East-Ender cop shows. To say nothing of Kojak, Five-O, or Mannix, God forbid.

Endeavour – in its 7th season covers the young formative years of Inspector Morse.
Lewis – Colin Dexter’s spinoff from the Morse series chronicles the adventures of a Morse protégé. 9 seasons.
Midsomer Murders – tour de force of English village murder mysteries. The very best of the best. Stars John Nettles, QBE. 21 Seasons.
Shetland – moving north to the Scottish archipelago. 5 seasons. Scotland getting in on the act. Just started this one.

Stay tuned.

Don Nico is a guitar maker in the American version of the English Village — The Heights, in Houston.

A Test of Character

The world has asked much of us over the last few months. We had to stop traveling. We had to shut down our businesses. We had to take our kids out of school.

More was asked of some. Doctors worked round-the-clock shifts. Businesses closed forever. All their employees lost their jobs. (The Chronicle posts lists of restaurants that will not reopen). How are all these people supposed to pay their rent?

A very close friend posted about what is still asked of us. Judge James Horwitz argues,

A version of ‘personal responsibility’ that looks like ‘I’ll take responsibility for my risk, and you take responsibility for your risk,’ … neglects the reality of a pandemic. Responsibility may be personal— but risk is communal. Everyone can both get sick with the virus and pass it on to someone else. A person who gets infected while packed into an overcrowded bar can pass the disease to a supermarket cashier who is otherwise steadfastly avoiding high-risk situations. A healthy young person whose sense of personal responsibility leaves him comfortable spending a leisurely evening in a bustling restaurant can infect a roommate who works in a nursing home.”

Why are we asked to wear surgical or face masks in public, to practice social distancing, and to observe self-quarantines? Because these practices are not for us as individuals alone, but for the protection of others.

So, it’s a test of our character. I hate character tests. I never quite measure up.

But, I’m trying. In the face of all of this, I’m trying to think of others first. It’s easier when you see someone out and about with scared eyes who might be more vulnerable. Those eyes remind me to care, not for myself or my own cynical opinions, but for that one. The stranger.